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Post by buff clairedoop on Nov 24, 2016 23:00:39 GMT
So I wrote this a minute ago, it's just like based on the prologue of the Hitchhiker'/ s guide, I may edit it later because I suck at writing ATM.
Somewhere in Littlebark, Piri Piri was sitting on her own in a cafe, they were selling her favourite type tea today, so she's there. Suddenly, she realised what's been going wrong with the world, she's figured it out. The timing's right, it's gonna work, no one needs to die! However before she could tell anyone her amazing idea, a terrible, stupid, catastrophe occurred. This is not her story, this is the story of the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy A universally best selling book for its cheapness. This story starts at Harvey Beak's house.
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Post by Lachie V on Nov 24, 2016 23:10:22 GMT
So far so good
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Post by buff clairedoop on Nov 27, 2016 19:50:47 GMT
Fit the first, Chapter 1.
Harvey had just spent the good part of the morning complaining to a large raccoon man named Prosser, before nearly giving up Harvey notices his good friend coming closer to him. This was Fee, something always unnerved people about Fee. Perhaps it was the wild hair, the oddly coloured eyes, the spiked teeth, or maybe it was the constant feeling that she was about to go for your neck.
She struck most of her friends as eccentric, and dangerous. She had the oddest habits of gazing into the sky until someone asked her what she was doing she’d no mindfully say
‘Just looking for flying saucers’ Everyone would laugh and ask what type of flying saucers she was looking for. Fee’d then try and joke that she was looking for green ones. But then she’d run off and punch whatever she could. Sometimes people found her crawled up in a ball crying that it honestly doesn’t matter what colour the flying saucer is.’
Fee was now close enough to Harvey to speak to him, she said:
“Hey dingus, what’s up” Said Fee nonchalantly.
“Fee, thank goodness you’re here, this guy wants to knock down my house and I don’t know why! “ Harvey was on the verge of tears. Protect this child. Fee slaps Mr Prosser.
“You butthead, this is Harvey’s house, you can’t just knock it down like it means nothing!” She went to kick him some more, but Harvey stopped her
“Fee, stop! You’ve already knocked him out!” These words made Fee notice his unconscious state.
“Oh, let’s get a drink Harvey. “ They began to walk to a nearby sugar bar.
“Do you think he’s getting back up?”
“Heheh no.” Harvey makes an O shape with his mouth.
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